So I had a bunch of stuff to let you know about but then I was walking up to my apartment and found this by my car. It changed everything, so instead you are getting two of my favorite quotes. The first one is for national condom week Feb 14-21st.
My favorite condom advice ever, they say ribbed for her pleasure, but put it on inside out and it's ribbed for your pleasure.
This one is from a story, i didn't write down which one though I'm sorry.
...so how can I repay you by having sex and then tossing you aside like a used condom.